if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
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I fucking love being home.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET EVER SINCE I GOT ON TUMBLR
OUR DAUGHTERS DAUGHTERS WILL ADORE US AND WILL SING IN GRATEFUL CHORUS
WELL DONE
SISTER SUFFRAGETTE
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I just got my work schedule, and I have like 5 shifts next week which is fantastic, AND I get to be home for Matt’s 21st birthday!!! Best news all week.
I’ve never seen a more accurate depiction of my life
same
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If I was a female, this post would just be the best.
I can’t breathe
I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha
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logs onto facebook
logs off facebook
linin prak ohmygod
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK
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